This was netted in my spam box for comments the other day:
There could be frogs that possess subpar powers to hurdle jet planes while working on my car. This makes us angry and avenged at the same time.
It is English, even if it makes no sense whatsoever but it made me smile
I LOVE “your spam”!!
hahhahhha
Yes, I did like this one – mainly because it is complete nonsense