I’m pretty sure that in all the years I was with V, I never did this so early.
And I’m a bit worried (of course I am :-|) that I’m being a bit presumptive but surely, as I think I’ve said before, one has to assume it’s going to go on forever otherwise, what’s the point?
And so, just an hour or so ago, I ordered the first Christmas present for F.
I know, I know. It’s not just early it’s disgusting and wrong on so many levels but I saw this thing and thought it would be a nice present and a) it may not be there or b) I will have forgotten about it by Christmas, so I thought – why not?
But I’m almost certain I have never before bought a Christmas present in February.
It makes me feel quite faint