It’s just effin’ mental!

I do and don’t love teaching English.

One of the ‘dos’ is that I get to meet people who might be interesting and learn a lot about them through the lessons. So, I have a designer of accessories that is learning English so that he can move out of Italy; a woman with a difficult family background looking for her Prince Charming; someone who needs to pass an English exam or else he will lose his degree and, a new student from last night.

He used to be a singer in a rock band (maybe heavy metal) so, through the words of songs both his pronunciation and his spelling is not that bad. He is really elementary in some ways and not anywhere near that in others.

He doesn’t sing any more.

Now he is a mentalist. What? Did he mean he was crazy or what? Has he used the wrong word? But, no. He explains that whereas an illusionist does trickery with the hands, a mentalist does the same with the mind.

He also has a girlfriend in Finland. Say again?

Yes, this summer he spent 10 days in Finland. According to him, this is where he learnt his English and, it seems, where he picked up this girlfriend.

Why does he want to learn English? Because, as a mentalist, he wants to attend international conferences and the like and, of course, the language for such conferences is English.

Now, he is also a colleague at work. But I had absolutely no idea about these other things and wouldn’t still if it weren’t that he wants to learn English. How crazy is that?

2 thoughts on “It’s just effin’ mental!

  1. Another one, after his cousin! ok, maybe you know or not that he’s the cousin of someone else.
    By the way, watch for your forks, he’s able to bend them. In some way, I do not believe he uses his mind…
    Greetings from the (cold, yesterday was windy and raining/snowing, today there should be the sun) USA!

    • I didn’t know about any cousin! The trouble here is that you can’t slag anyone off because they’re probably all bloody well related!!
      I’m not going to let him have anything metal in my house :-)
      It’s stopped raining and is quite sunny. Certain people (like the cobra) think it’s warm enough to have windows open but they’re just effing crazy :-)
      Have fun!

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