It’s only half.
But why? I mean to say, a half is almost the same size as a full, since to get the half, the cup is filled slightly higher and, therefore a half of that is just a fraction shorter than a normal short.
So, I see no difference really between a half or a whole.
The benefit is that I get free coffee – a short coffee, certainly, but a coffee nonetheless.
My colleague takes a coffee with me in the morning at about 8.45 and then gives me half a coffee at about 10.20.
Occasionally, very occasionally, she takes a half coffee in the afternoon.
We’re taking a centimetre of difference here.
But someone else has also started giving me half his coffee. But I find this one a bit strange. I almost feel like he’s trying to bribe me. You see, I really don’t like him and he knows this, for sure. To me he is the most ineffectual, overpaid, useless moron. He has, in the past, said things that are simply not true and done things that really show how useless he is.
And, yet, suddenly, here he is on an almost daily basis, giving me half a coffee.
Obviously, instead of ignoring him, I have to say “hello” and “thank you”. I’m not THAT rude. But, still, it really does grate on me. And it does feel like a kind of bribe, as if he’s trying to get me to “like” him, and not even in a Facebook kind of way!
However, since I think this whole “half” coffee thing (if you see what I mean) is weird, coffee is coffee and free is free. So I will just have to put with the “hello” and “thank you” that goes with it. Although the fact that he is a quite useless bastard will, quite obviously, not change.by