The IMF – just a bunch of know-nothing bankers

Austerity. You must do this to protect the future and get yourself out of the sh1t.

Oh sh1t. Well, we thought it would be OK but now we see that, in fact, Growth is important. Except for some of the poorer countries. For them it’s still all about austerity.

No, wait a minute. It’s Europe’s fault. They should help the poorer countries.

Austerity. Growth.

Whoops! We were slightly wrong.

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Once upon a time, I thought that people who had the necessary training and qualifications were to be respected. After all, they know what they’re talking about.

Now, maybe because I am much older, I know that this is an utter load of bollocks.

Most people, even those supposedly in charge and who should know what they are doing or saying, don’t.

And, this article sums that all up quite nicely.

To save you the bother of reading it, here are some really ‘choice’ bits:

Christine Lagarde warned that only with greater co-operation and courage could governments hope to prevent a repeat of the financial crisis.

She is the head of the IMF. so she must know what to do, right?

Apparently.

Lagarde said banking regulators had told her that reforms of the financial system were incomplete and in many cases banks were as unsafe as before the collapse of Lehman Brothers in 2008.

So, the regulators of the banks (who are ex-bankers) have told her (the head of the ‘International Bank’) that the banks are unsafe, still, after one of the banks (in the USA) was ‘allowed’ to go bust because the regulators had failed to ensure it was safe.

Europe has come under fire for its failure to end the debt crisis

Because, of course, everyone else has been really brilliant and solved their crisis.

Lagarde said: “We expect action and we expect courageous and co-operative action on the part of our members.”

Ha! So what action do they expect to see?

The IMF has expressed frustration with Europe’s piecemeal response to its debt crisis and warned that a recent respite in borrowing costs for debt-laden countries such as Spain may prove short-lived unless eurozone leaders come up with a comprehensive and credible plan.

Now, to remind ourselves, the IMF said, at the beginning of the crisis, that we should immediately impose austerity and cut borrowing. But, it seems they made a bit of mistake in their calculations:

[The IMF] admitted in its World Economic Outlook report that officials underestimated the effects of austerity measures on economic growth.

The report found that previous estimates that for every £1 of spending cuts the economy shrank by 50p were wrong and the economy shrank by around £1.30 instead.

The IMF was a strong supporter of austerity measures adopted by Western countries, including the UK, in the aftermath of the financial crisis.

As a result:

Most countries that adopted austerity programmes have missed their deficit reduction targets after a sharp slowdown in economic growth hit tax revenues and private sector activity.

So, let’s just get this right – they thought that austerity was good because we would cut debt but they forgot to factor in the fact that, as soon as we have austerity, people stop buying (and borrowing) and so the effect on the economy was a LOT worse than they expected.

I’m sure the head of the IMF will make a full and swift apology and shut her mouth in future.

The IMF has U-turned in recent months and urged government to allow their austerity reforms to be planned over a longer period to lessen the impact on growth.

But I see no apology. Nor do I see everyone ignoring her and the rest of the IMF – which is what they should be doing and should have done.

A three-year-old child would have a better grasp of the situation than they had and, not only do they earn vast sums, tax free (WTF?) but, with their qualifications and experience, they should be able to do much, much better.

Of course, what should be done is to scrap the model we have now – where debt is seen as an asset rather than a liability and the banks should be under control and should be stopped from gambling, which is what they do and which is what led us to this, now.

In fact, now, every time I see something that the IMF head has said, it just makes my blood boil.

It’s outrageous and, should I ever meet her, I just want to tell her to fuck right off.

A Makem and a Geordie go for a job

Had to give you this joke:

A makem (man from Sunderland) applied for a job at a factory in his home town. A geordie (man from Newcastle) applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, the manager asked them to take a test. When the results were in, both men had scored 19 out of 20.

The manager went to the makem and said, “Thank you for coming to the interview, but we’ve decided to give the geordie the job.”

The Makem said, “Why? We both got 19 questions correct. This being Sunderland and me being from Sunderland surely I should get the job.”

The manager replied, “We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you got wrong.”

The makem said, “And just how would one incorrect answer be better than another?”

The manager said, “Simple. On question number 7 the geordie wrote down, ‘I don’t know.’

“You put down, ‘Neither do I ‘”

Lifted from Of course, I could be wrong…..

It’s here!

And, it’s not necessarily a good thing, just inevitable.

I’m talking Autumn (or ‘Fall’ to Americans because, I guess, Autumn is too difficult to spell).

Last night, on our way back from the restaurant, I looked up the street and you could see a light mist – an obvious sign of Autumn, if ever there was one, even if, last night, it was not cold enough for a jacket (at least for me).

This morning, the same mist hung around. But this morning was a bit chillier.

And, as the mist hasn’t really lifeted much but, rather, made everything grey and miserable, the temperature has stayed lower and there is a chill in the air. Not really a ‘nip’ – yet. So, not winter (as everyone here has been predicting) but definitely Autumn.

The trees still have their green leaves though, although maybe there’s a tinge of change.

But, since the heating should (officially) go on in the middle of October, this year we’re quite late getting to Autumn. Normally, by now, I’m wishing for the heating to be turned on (because I’m bloody freezing) – this year, so far, it’s not been necessary – even for me.

One only hopes that Spring won’t be late coming (well, at least I only hope).